If you've ever been to a Fuddruckers, you know the burgers are ridiculously expensive. The upside to a $7 Yuppie Burger? The all-you-can-eat condiment bar, bitches!!Stroll the epic mounds of fresh produce including whole AND shredded lettuce. Feel like a fiesta? There's enough pico de gallo to feed all the Mexican grill staff's family for a week! All kinds of pickles and peppers as well as two kinds of onions and massive tomatoes make the chiller section an amazing feast.
Turn around and you'll find the sauciest of sauces. We're talking ultra gourmet stuff like ketchup, mayo, two kinds of mustard, various hot sauces, steak sauce, bbq sauce and even a vat of nacho cheese sauce will drown your burger in flavor.
So much to hack!
Free Cheeseburger
The obvious one: why pay for a cheeseburger when there's nacho cheese for free? Order the basic burger and pour that shit on!
Free Salad
With all that produce, you can make amazing salads. After you get your food, just ask the nice person at the counter for an extra basket. If you feel like justifying it, just say you want it for "sharing". Run over to the condiment bar and fill up! My favorite recipes include...
El Cheapo Salad - lettuce, pico de gallo, hot peppers and a dressing made of salt, pepper, mayo and a little bbq sauce
The Caesar-ian Section - lettuce, tomato, crackers and mock Caesar dressing made from lemon juice, mayo, pepper, A1 and garlic salt
Crazy Jewish Guy - (Patrick's favorite) lettuce, tomato, red onion, and Russian dressing made from relish, mayo and ketchup
The Fat American - lettuce, relish, pico de gallo, honey mustard dressing, salt
Remember: you PAID for the meat, but the condiments are free!!!!! -Patrick-
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